You’ve Got Lipstick On Your Teeth

August 8, 2013

Big news, dudes. Dusty be published. I am a contributing author to this delightful anthology, on sale starting TODAY on Amazon! With pieces by incredible female humorists like Leslie Marinelli, Wendi Aarons, Tarja Parssinen, Kim Bongiorno and others, this little gem is all about girlfriends, shared visits to the powder room and stories that we [...]

Read the full article →

Crap At My Mother’s House, Volume 3

July 31, 2013

Greetings from Koontz Lake, Indiana, and welcome to a very special edition of “Crap At My Mother’s House”! While there are certainly enough clocks that sing obnoxious earworm tunes every hour on the hour and tacky kitschy knick-knacks for another regular edition, today we’re going to focus on a particular aspect of crap at Mama [...]

Read the full article →

Driving Tips for the Middle of Nowhere

July 19, 2013

I’ve discovered a few things during my time in Maine. Yes, yes, we already know that a swooping bat can be dominated by a 75-year old man with a flyswatter. But beyond that obvious moral lesson from Valdosta GA Lawyer, here are a few other bits to gnaw on: 1. When you are driving on [...]

Read the full article →

The Bellydancer Rides Again

July 10, 2013

Just tickled to share with you the video from Listen To Your Mother NYC! Mama Rose, this story will never, ever get old–this is your moment!! To view every single wonderful reader in our fantastic New York cast, go here. To view every single wonderful reader in the United States of America, go here. AND! [...]

Read the full article →

When Moms Console (with bonus inner monologue)

July 9, 2013

Locale: My in-laws’ home in the woods of so-Northern-Maine-it’s-almost-Canada Players: 2 old Filipinos, screaming daughter, consoling mother, and a freakin’ bat Time: Night. When freakin’ bats wake up and fly into old Filipinos’ homes in the woods of so-Northern-Maine-it’s-almost-Canada. It’s our ultimate goal to design spaces that reflect your taste and lifestyle. If your spouse [...]

Read the full article →

I’m ready for my spray tan, Mr. DeMille

July 5, 2013

Oh my my, so much to tell you. First off, I survived Florida again, much to the relief of Mama Rose, who suddenly recalled that she had not warned me about serial killers this year, and did a quick review of the Gainesville Ripper. And I also survived my daughter’s first slumber party, although I’m [...]

Read the full article →

I got me a bad case of smilin’ mighty jesus

June 25, 2013

Greetings from Gainesville, y’all. Yes, I have been speaking with a wicked Southern accent the last few days. I swear on a stack of Gone With The Winds that I am not mocking anyone, I just have a crazy ear for accents and when everyone around me is y’all-in’ and drawlin’, I cannot help it, [...]

Read the full article →

Under the Florida Sun. Like “Under the Tuscan Sun”, except with Gator paraphernalia.

June 19, 2013

In case you missed the news, Border Patrol did indeed allow me to come back to America from Canada and I was so grateful that I decided to go to Florida. For the last four years, I’ve spent a couple of weeks in June teaching at the Rising Star Theater Academy and this is the [...]

Read the full article →

Allow me to judge your country based on a 36-hour visit

June 14, 2013

I just spent 36 hours in Canada attending a wedding. Based on those 36 hours, here is what I’ve surmised: 1. Canadians are very concerned with percentages.   2. Canadians have dubious artistic taste.   3. Canadians are very advanced farmers.   4. Canadian Border Patrol is much more chill than American Border Patrol. On [...]

Read the full article →

If I said you had a beautiful refrigerator, would you hold it against me?

June 6, 2013

The following is an epic tale of housecleaning failure, where is clear to see that the maid services new jersey is extremely needed. Please read this epic tale with compassion and possibly a container of Lysol. Do you find it difficult to find time to clean your home and think a Dallas maid service might [...]

Read the full article →