Well, as I told you a few days ago, I’m still a dried-up husk of a woman.
But I’m reviving myself enough to tell you two things.
First. I’m In The Powder Room with some tips on how to make the most of today’s national holiday, “Stop Procrastination Day”. So if you have issues with procrastination, head over there and drink up the waters of my wisdom.
And then I had to show you this.
Did I ever mention how much my family loves water parks? And how much they like to make me go on rides that really should be illegal but for some reason are not? It might be a little hard to tell from this picture, but I’m shooting down a nearly vertical slope and will proceed to shoot up the other side and give myself a wicked case of whiplash in the process as my head snapped back and bounced off that red inner tube. Yeah, the 16-year old ride operator had said, “You probably wanna tuck yer neck”, but that was the instructional understatement of the year. I probably should have refused to go down the minute I saw that she was wearing a safety harness.
Is it any wonder that I’m a husk?