Dreaming of Feet

by Shari on March 14, 2013

I was feeling a little bummed last night, and not just because I found out that Michael Jackson’s son’s name is not really “Blanket”.

The truth is, I had filmed a pilot for a show on a major cable network, and I found out yesterday that it didn’t make the network’s new roster.

And as I’m sure you all know from personal experience, when your TV show gets axed, you could use a little pick-me-up. So my husband had the perfect plan: watching a DVD of “Zero Dark Thirty”.  But strangely enough, this rollicking comedy did not cheer me up. So I prayed for a long time, felt better, and then God sent me something that made me feel MUCH better. He sent it through my dear friend and long-time writing partner, Charlie, because God discontinued his email address due to too many ads.

Are you ready?

Retaining water, much?

Yes, those are my feet. My feet in 2004 when I was pregnant with The Pistol. My feet, the day I stood up after spending six weeks on bed rest. My feet, with sweet little polished toenails that were just about to pop off my flesh due to the pressure.

I have not seen this picture since 2004, when Charlie came to visit me and he was so horrified/delighted by my ballooning peds, that he asked permission to photograph them, so he could make himself laugh/shudder for years to come. Of course I said yes. And so he did.

I think this angle really does them justice.

No, this angle’s better. Definitely better.

Something about the sight of those Fred Flintstones put everything back into perspective. Not only did I survive that pregnancy sans preeclampsia, but 8 1/2 years later, I have a healthy child, slim ankles, and a friend who knows when to pull out the big guns (so to speak) to cheer me up.

I am blessed.

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For the “Dream” part of my title, head over to In The Powder Room. My post, “From Dreamer to Doer“, is a treatise on how real life is not at all like the movies. Well, you know, except for “Zero Dark Thirty” which is a true story.  Except that I would never look as good as Jessica Chastain does if I were torturing war criminals in an undisclosed location. But I digress.

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Anna Lefler March 14, 2013 at 1:07 pm

Hey – those little balloon feet could easily have been mine! I’d forgotten about that aspect of the always-glamorous “pregnancy journey.” *grumble*

I’m so sorry to hear about your pilot, Shari. I know it was fantastic. I mean, how could it not be?

All right, time for me to return to my undisclosed location – long list of folks to torture today.

XOXO

Anna

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Shari March 14, 2013 at 1:20 pm

And I know you’ll look gorgeous while you waterboard someone, Anna. xxoo

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Jamie@SouthMainMuse March 14, 2013 at 1:27 pm

I would say not getting your pilot picked-up classifies as a downer, Definitely. But life is ups and downs and things that we think will be the greatest — aren’t always what we need at the time. I’m sorry though. And your feet must have felt a lot worse than they looked because they don’t look so bad. But I have horrible boney feet.

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Shari March 14, 2013 at 1:45 pm

Completely agree with you, Jamie. The part about not knowing what we need, not the part about my feet–I have the tiniest little tootsies generally, so those look like Hobbit feet to me.

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Kizz March 14, 2013 at 1:28 pm

Sorry about your pilot. Happy about your laugh!

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Shari March 14, 2013 at 1:45 pm

Thanks, sweet Kizz. xxoo

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Nancy Davis Kho March 14, 2013 at 4:34 pm

When I first got to the post, you know what I thought those feet were? BABY FEET. As in, those puffy little baby appendages that are useless for at least the first 10 months, except as a spot on the little baby to receive extra kisses. Why putting the same basic object at the end of a lady’s legs induces shudders is for the scientists to puzzle out.

I hate that they didn’t pick up the show. I know it’s because something better is going to come your way, though, and I’m holding out for that.

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Shari March 14, 2013 at 5:44 pm

I do love you, Nancy.

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Kim March 14, 2013 at 10:20 pm

Whoa……love a well-timed blast of perspective!
Heeheehee. And I remember those feet. So happy to celebrate with you all the blessings you have been given.

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Shari March 15, 2013 at 10:10 pm

Me too, K., me too.

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Trickiewoo March 15, 2013 at 9:24 pm

At least they’re not as hairy as Hobbit feet!

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Shari March 15, 2013 at 10:10 pm

I know. Fat, but cute. And no fur.

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MAMA ROSE March 16, 2013 at 12:17 am

SHARI – MY HONEY – WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TINY FEET?? FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I READ THE REST I THOUGHT YOU HAD REALLY GONE TO THE DOGS. I WASN’T THERE SO I DIDN’T GET TO SEE THOSE FEET.
MY POOR HONEY. I AM SO ANGRY AT THOSE PEOPLE. DON’T THEY KNOW THEY ARE DEALING WITH THE BEST. YOUR DAY WILL COME AND THEY WILL EAT CROW YOU’LL SEE. I JUST HOPE I’M STILL HERE SO I CAN GO TO THE OSCARS LIKE BEN AFLECK’S MOM. THANKS CHARLIE FOR GIVING A LIFT (SUCH AS IT IS) LOVE TO YOU CHARLIE.
LOVE
MAMA ROSE

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Lady Jennie March 17, 2013 at 8:59 pm

Love you so much Shari. That’s all I can say.

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James Christian Jr March 21, 2013 at 2:19 pm

Men don’t get pregnant.
It seems the first lady of earth did something to anger The Big Daddy and now she must endure pain in child birth. But I am also glad for those feet not occuring.

Just sayin’

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