So, being the wildly popular coupon blogger that I am, I occasionally receive stuff in the mail that I have not requested, but is obviously given to me because of my incredible influence over consumers and their disposable income.
Like, today, Rachael Ray sent me a cookie sheet.
I do not know what this is.
It is red.
It is rubber.
This is all that I know.
It came in a plastic wrapper which had a name written on it in German.
I thought that I would be clever and not Google the name so that I could write this clever post first and convey some genuine confusion. Except I lost the wrapper. Which was not clever. And now my confusion is genuinely genuine.
Here are my questions:
What is it?
Do you use it with a cookie sheet and how so?
Who has Rachael Ray mistaken me for that she would send me a cookie sheet and a red rubber bendy thing?
Why is an Italian woman sending me German products?
Should I actually become a wildly popular and influential coupon blogger?
The first person that can answer these questions to my satisfaction will win this item. Please do not answer in German.